Anyone still looking for a gift to give for your girlfriend/boyfriend’s birthday and rapidly running out of time, and unless you feel like risking your prospects of getting laid on overnight shipping, you’ll probably want to get it out of the way.
If you really want to think outside of the heart-shaped box, there’s really only one option: an Edible Anus:
For just $38.95 (plus the cost of expedited shipping), the company will ship you five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate starfish that no reasonable person wouldn’t enjoy receiving as a gift.
Get #Christmasgift of #chocolateanus #theartcarbootfair SE1 7AG #eatanus #giveanus #buyanus #chocolatesforeveryone #specialprice #callmike #gross https://t.co/57f5XHNIb1 pic.twitter.com/q1DEtEJ2l7
— EdibleAnus (@TheEdibleAnus) December 2, 2018
The man behind Edible Anus Magnus Irvin first started by casting his own anus, the process, however, wasn’t without setbacks.
“I poured the stuff in my bum and it all run past me nuts into my face.”
Does your girlfriend prefer jewellery over chocolate? You’re still in luck (as long as you have an extra $1,900) as the company also offers custom bronze moulds.
#repost @tracykissdotcom #anuscast #beautifulanus in #brass #goldenanus #goldenrings #perfectanniversarygift #foreveryone #joy https://t.co/yuZB3Exia2 pic.twitter.com/B4rag4l8ME
— EdibleAnus (@TheEdibleAnus) September 19, 2018
Here’s the bronze anus in all its glory.
That’s what I call a good-ass gift.
At least the process looks fun.
